𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝒸𝓀 π“π’Άπ’Ήπ“Ž 😱😱😱

If doing the Scarn is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on Earth!

The best way to get through the work day is listening to podcasts about cults and conspiracy theories πŸ˜„

Werewolves were invented by someone who needed a quick excuse for why they were passed out naked in the street

A heist RPG where every player is a different campsite-adjacent animal working together to steal a camper's food.

When you find yourself thinking β€œit’s pretty late, it must be almost time to go home!” and then realize your perception is wrong and you have 2 hours left of work πŸ˜”πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«

The best part of my job is the weird bits of conversations I hear- someone got really frustrated and just shouted β€œWELL ARE WE TAKING THE BUNNY AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OR NOT?! πŸ˜‚

Pretty stoked for tonight – going to see The Seattle Symphony preform the music from Harry Potter with @SeaHam !!

Be you, unapologetically (unless that you is an asshole)

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There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just had the biggest vowel movement ever.

"Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires." -- Edwin Hubble
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