Carolynn 🌊🐷 @[email protected]
Hi 👋🏼✌🏼
SeaHam 🌊🐷
I have 2 pet snails 🐌🐌 and tons of opinions 💋
When you find yourself thinking “it’s pretty late, it must be almost time to go home!” and then realize your perception is wrong and you have 2 hours left of work 😔😫😫😫
The best part of my job is the weird bits of conversations I hear- someone got really frustrated and just shouted “WELL ARE WE TAKING THE BUNNY AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OR NOT?! 😂
Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling
Pretty stoked for tonight – going to see The Seattle Symphony preform the music from Harry Potter with @SeaHam !!
Be you, unapologetically (unless that you is an asshole)
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There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just had the biggest vowel movement ever.
#theleftovers episode 8 WHAT IS GOING ON
Nothing beats seeing my two kids sitting next to each other reading the same book and talking about all the things they see. 😍😍😍
All I want in life is to accrue enough karma to be reincarnated as a spoiled house cat
My day, in a nutshell 😍😎☀️🌊🚣🏻 w/ @Admin
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PSA: if you ever donate clothing/wearable items during disasters, emergencies, coat/clothing drives, please consider buying the largest sizes you can find. shelters and emergency assistance agencies are always in need of plus sized (3X and larger) clothing. a smaller person can always wear a larger size, but a larger person can't wear a smaller size. clothing that fits also offers a sense of dignity most don't think about during times of need.
Hello, is there any reason why this app doesn't show timestamps for me when awoos are awooed?
"#Trump says facts are fake, science is a hoax, votes are illegal, Russia is our ally, and no one will lose their health insurance, but we're supposed to take his word on his dick size."
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