Carolynn 🌊🐷 @[email protected]

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling

Pretty stoked for tonight – going to see The Seattle Symphony preform the music from Harry Potter with @SeaHam !!

Be you, unapologetically (unless that you is an asshole)

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just had the biggest vowel movement ever.

Nothing beats seeing my two kids sitting next to each other reading the same book and talking about all the things they see. 😍😍😍

PSA: if you ever donate clothing/wearable items during disasters, emergencies, coat/clothing drives, please consider buying the largest sizes you can find. shelters and emergency assistance agencies are always in need of plus sized (3X and larger) clothing. a smaller person can always wear a larger size, but a larger person can't wear a smaller size. clothing that fits also offers a sense of dignity most don't think about during times of need.

#covfefe https://social.homunyan.com/media/nXnYzrqziw044tdhYFA

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"#Trump says facts are fake, science is a hoax, votes are illegal, Russia is our ally, and no one will lose their health insurance, but we're supposed to take his word on his dick size."

#cartoons https://www.facebook.com/middleageriot

a e s t h e t i c https://mastodon.social/media/BYUjZg57zDtaUPDGBSo

#SurpriseDickPic