Carolynn 🌊🐷 @[email protected]
Hi 👋🏼✌🏼
SeaHam 🌊🐷
I have 2 pet snails 🐌🐌 and tons of opinions 💋
When you find yourself thinking “it’s pretty late, it must be almost time to go home!” and then realize your perception is wrong and you have 2 hours left of work 😔😫😫😫
The best part of my job is the weird bits of conversations I hear- someone got really frustrated and just shouted “WELL ARE WE TAKING THE BUNNY AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OR NOT?! 😂
Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling
Pretty stoked for tonight – going to see The Seattle Symphony preform the music from Harry Potter with @SeaHam !!
Be you, unapologetically (unless that you is an asshole)
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just had the biggest vowel movement ever.
#theleftovers episode 8 WHAT IS GOING ON
Nothing beats seeing my two kids sitting next to each other reading the same book and talking about all the things they see. 😍😍😍
All I want in life is to accrue enough karma to be reincarnated as a spoiled house cat
My day, in a nutshell 😍😎☀️🌊🚣🏻 w/ @Admin
https://social.nofftopia.com/media/pCoSAYlNuPZv4UElekM
PSA: if you ever donate clothing/wearable items during disasters, emergencies, coat/clothing drives, please consider buying the largest sizes you can find. shelters and emergency assistance agencies are always in need of plus sized (3X and larger) clothing. a smaller person can always wear a larger size, but a larger person can't wear a smaller size. clothing that fits also offers a sense of dignity most don't think about during times of need.
Hello, is there any reason why this app doesn't show timestamps for me when awoos are awooed?
"#Trump says facts are fake, science is a hoax, votes are illegal, Russia is our ally, and no one will lose their health insurance, but we're supposed to take his word on his dick size."
