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Carolynn 🌊🐷 @[email protected]

When you find yourself thinking β€œit’s pretty late, it must be almost time to go home!” and then realize your perception is wrong and you have 2 hours left of work πŸ˜”πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«

The best part of my job is the weird bits of conversations I hear- someone got really frustrated and just shouted β€œWELL ARE WE TAKING THE BUNNY AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OR NOT?! πŸ˜‚

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling

Pretty stoked for tonight – going to see The Seattle Symphony preform the music from Harry Potter with @SeaHam !!

Be you, unapologetically (unless that you is an asshole)


There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just had the biggest vowel movement ever.

"Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires." -- Edwin Hubble

Nothing beats seeing my two kids sitting next to each other reading the same book and talking about all the things they see. 😍😍😍

All I want in life is to accrue enough karma to be reincarnated as a spoiled house cat

My day, in a nutshell πŸ˜πŸ˜Žβ˜€οΈπŸŒŠπŸš£πŸ» w/ @Admin

PSA: if you ever donate clothing/wearable items during disasters, emergencies, coat/clothing drives, please consider buying the largest sizes you can find. shelters and emergency assistance agencies are always in need of plus sized (3X and larger) clothing. a smaller person can always wear a larger size, but a larger person can't wear a smaller size. clothing that fits also offers a sense of dignity most don't think about during times of need.


Hello, is there any reason why this app doesn't show timestamps for me when awoos are awooed?

"#Trump says facts are fake, science is a hoax, votes are illegal, Russia is our ally, and no one will lose their health insurance, but we're supposed to take his word on his dick size."